“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster